FREE SIRIUS!!!

"There is NO XM left." GOD

HE DID FREE SIRIUS... TO FREE HIMSELF...

Kinda like a Funny Fucking Jesus would...

 

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Sirius was a listener free shit-show zone working out of an overpriced shack of hell's hole on Earth before God Stern blessed their heavenly air with his tiny penis. And on the first day there was a farttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. And then while the lands shrieked in giggles and laughs out loud on day 1.0 ON AIR and for the first time, free to be free for the best time ever he Sterned. And when the Oral Opressors had finally once and forever (if we are lucky) be damned into hell first and forever, GOD didst thou bellow FUCK; And the world rejoiced in his most virtuous of virginesque voices as their souls were cleansed with laughter.... and HATE. Always with the HATE. Still and seemingly forever we hate until we cease. To take callers that is ;-)

And NOw the FART You've all NOT been waiting for!!!!!!!!!!!
 
BUt are now LAUGHING YOUR MOTHER FUCKED ASSES OFF AT!!!!!

Never heard Howie boy say "fuck"????

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE, BAT COUNTRY???
 

 

NOW PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF, WITH HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROADCASTING UNIVERSE WIDE BITCHES THAT IS CUNTY AS SHIT AND PISS AS FUCK BECAUSE WE ARE POLLUTING THE ENTIRE MOTHER FUCKING GALAXY WITH THE FUNNIEST ADULT ENTERTAINMENT YOU WILL EVER FUCKING HERE MOTHER FUCKING FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! But for some reason not yet on the moon..... hmmmmmmm....

"if we can't yet take a pic of all 6 or even 1 single moon landing site yet, good luck censoring the universe monkey fuckers!"
Kinky Jones (while channeling Howard Carlin)

#FuckedTheFCC

#FreeTheUniverses

And now coming: (U)
A Kinky little Ode to The Queen of All O's...

(and all Stern's too!)
PERFECTION
"Any wife who lives with that much pussy...
and so so many different times over and both day or night...
and seeminlgy always and forever... must be perfect." Kinky....

AND I JUST HAFTA SAY... O' MY!!! GOD GORGEOUS!!!!!! (Beth is OK too)

Want to tell him how ugly his (your) wife is???

888-9-(ASSHOLE)

Because HE, and not all of US, is the Asshole in the room. AT ALL TIMES.

#FUCK(US)